Intresting quoates

A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD after Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell-a-Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL.

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Conclusion:

 "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein