Unbelievable!!!!!!

UN-BELIEVABLE 

2Girls

4Foot

CloudBear

HumanSnake

IndiaBabyTail

WingedCat

2FaceCat

Intresting quoates

A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD after Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell-a-Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL.

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Conclusion:

 "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

Things only a woman can do!!!!

Here are a few "stunts" only women can perform.......(not all)
P.S. the gold medal winner really deserves a standing ovation IMO
10th Place Goes to

9th Place Goes to

8th Place Goes to

7th Place Goes to


6th Place Goes to

5th Place Goes to

4th Place Goes to

The Bronze Medal Goes to

The Silver Medal Goes to

The Gold Medal Winner

Isn,t It Strange!!!

Isn't it strange how a 20 rupee note seems like such a large amount when
you donate it to temple, but
such a small amount
when you go shopping?

Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when
you're at Temple, and how
short they seem when you're
watching a good movie?

Isn't it strange that you can't
find a word to say when
you're praying,
but you have no trouble
thinking what to talk about
with a friend?

Isn't it strange how difficult
and boring it is to read
one chapter
of the Bhagwad Gita, but how easy
it is to read 100 pages of
a popular novel ?

Isn't it strange how everyone
wants front-row-tickets
to concerts or
games, but they do whatever
is possible to sit at the last
row in Jagran?

Isn't it strange how we need to
know about an event for
Temple 2-3
weeks before the day so we can
include it in our agenda, but we can
adjust it for other events in
the last minute?

Isn't it strange how difficult it
is to learn a fact about God to share it
with others, but how easy
it is to learn, understand,
extend and repeat gossip?

Isn't it strange how we
believe everything
that magazines and newspapers
say, but we question the words in the
Bhagwad Gita?

Isn't it strange how everyone
wants a place in
heaven, but they don't want
to believe, do, or say anything
to get there?

Isn't it strange how we send
jokes in e-mails
and they are forwarded
right away,
but when we are going to send
messages about God, we think
about it twice before we share
it with others?
IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?

Every monkey has its day.....

Hi!!

Every monkey has his day... isn't it....
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wait for ur's.....Hi!!

Dosti Shayari

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai, Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar,

Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..
Tanha ho kabhi to mujko dhundna, duniya se nahi apne dil se puchna, Aas pas hi kahi basey rahte hai ham, yaado se nahi - saath guzare lamho se puchna.
Khahish Hi Nahi Alfaaz Ki... Chahat Ko To Zarurat Hai Bas Ehsaas Ki... Paas Hote To Manzar Hi Kya Hota... Door Se Khabar Hai Hume Aapki Har Saans Ki.
Dil jeet le wo zigar hum bhi rakhte hai,
katl kr de wo nazar hum b rkhte hai,
aapse wada hai hmara hamesha muskrane ka,
Vrna ankho me samandar hum b rakhte hai
Pyar aa jata hain ankhon mein rone se pehle,har khwab tut jata hai sone se pehle,Ishq hai Gunnah yeh toh samajh gye,kaash koi rok leta yeh GUNAH hone se pehle.
Log mohabt ko khuda ka nam dete hai,agr koi krta hai to ilzam dete hai,kehte hai ki pathardil roya nahi karte,to pahado se jharne kyon gira karte hain..!
Baat-Baat Pe Sataya Nahi Karte, Samjhi Hui Baton Ko Samjhaya Nahi Karte, Karte Hain Jin Dosto Se Hum Pyar Itna. Unhe Hum Unki Ehmiyat Samjhaya nahi karte.
Dost k liye dosti hai ek Afsana milna bichadna hai ye Dastoor purana fir bhi sanjoye rkhna milneka Bahana taki barkrar rhe HAMARA DOSTANA...
Zindagi me Rah kaisi bhi ho Gujar jaynge,Ek din ham chupke se mar jayenge,Aaj rehte hai dosto ke dil me Yad ban ke,kal ansu ban ke ankho sE nikal jayenge
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...

KAHENGE JO YE TO PYAAR DE DENGE,
ZINDAGI BITANE KI RAAH DE DENGE,
BANEGA JO MERI ZINDAGI KA SANGEET,
JO DIL KO PASAND GEET DE DENGE,
CHHA JAYEGI JAB CHEHRE PE UDASI,
APNE HONTHO KI HANSI DE DENGE,
HAARENGE JO KABHI BHI ZINDAGI KI BAAZI,
ZINDAGI KO SHAAN DE AISI JEET DE DENGE

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai, Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar,
Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..
Tanha ho kabhi to mujko dhundna, duniya se nahi apne dil se puchna, Aas pas hi kahi basey rahte hai ham, yaado se nahi - saath guzare lamho se puchna.
Khahish Hi Nahi Alfaaz Ki... Chahat Ko To Zarurat Hai Bas Ehsaas Ki... Paas Hote To Manzar Hi Kya Hota... Door Se Khabar Hai Hume Aapki Har Saans Ki.
Dil jeet le wo zigar hum bhi rakhte hai,
katl kr de wo nazar hum b rkhte hai,
aapse wada hai hmara hamesha muskrane ka,
Vrna ankho me samandar hum b rakhte hai
Pyar aa jata hain ankhon mein rone se pehle,har khwab tut jata hai sone se pehle,Ishq hai Gunnah yeh toh samajh gye,kaash koi rok leta yeh GUNAH hone se pehle.
Log mohabt ko khuda ka nam dete hai,agr koi krta hai to ilzam dete hai,kehte hai ki pathardil roya nahi karte,to pahado se jharne kyon gira karte hain..!
Baat-Baat Pe Sataya Nahi Karte, Samjhi Hui Baton Ko Samjhaya Nahi Karte, Karte Hain Jin Dosto Se Hum Pyar Itna. Unhe Hum Unki Ehmiyat Samjhaya nahi karte.
Dost k liye dosti hai ek Afsana milna bichadna hai ye Dastoor purana fir bhi sanjoye rkhna milneka Bahana taki barkrar rhe HAMARA DOSTANA...
Zindagi me Rah kaisi bhi ho Gujar jaynge,Ek din ham chupke se mar jayenge,Aaj rehte hai dosto ke dil me Yad ban ke,kal ansu ban ke ankho sE nikal jayenge
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...

KAHENGE JO YE TO PYAAR DE DENGE,
ZINDAGI BITANE KI RAAH DE DENGE,
BANEGA JO MERI ZINDAGI KA SANGEET,
JO DIL KO PASAND GEET DE DENGE,
CHHA JAYEGI JAB CHEHRE PE UDASI,
APNE HONTHO KI HANSI DE DENGE,
HAARENGE JO KABHI BHI ZINDAGI KI BAAZI,
ZINDAGI KO SHAAN DE AISI JEET DE DENGE

Deadly BIKE

The Unexpected Images

More sardar Jokes

Sardar declares:

.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .

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SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.....

2ND: itne... pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour

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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

now it's 1.5 ltr.

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On Jeeto's bday

Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank
manager.

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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

Know more about Dengue...Do's and Don't

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All , With the current spell of Dengue in Delhi and adjoining regions , it will be prudent on our part to have some basic information about the disease . It has not yet been declared as epidemic by the local govt . so there is no reason to panic .The local MCD departments , hospitals and other govt and statutory agencies have launched multiple measures to combat this menace . Already a fair amount of awareness has been spread through the media and govt. agencies .
We are trying to summarize some basic dos and donts for the benefit of all associate along with a small write ups on FAQs on Dengue .
DOs
keep the wet areas / drains / air - coolers etc. neat and dry
Use mosquito repellent / cream
Contact your doctor for preventive / post effect medicines
Wear full sleeve shirts and particularly children should be made to wear full-sleeve shirt and trousers
Eat / drink only home / safe cooked food
Don'ts
Do not allow water to accumulate anywhere
Do not consume medicine of your own
Do not eat at road side Dhabas or in open food stalls
Some FAQs What is Dengue Fever?
Dengue fever was previously 'break-bone fever' because it sometimes causes severe joint and muscle pain.
Dengue Fever is an illness caused by infection with one of four serotypes of a virus belonging to the genus Flavivirus. Infection with one of these serotypes does not provide cross- protective immunity, so a person living in an area where Dengue Fever transmission occurs can have four dengue fever infections during his or her lifetime.
Dengue [DEN-ghee] is a flu-like viral disease spread by the bite of infected mosquitoes. Dengue hemorrhagic fever is a severe, often fatal, complication of dengue.
Dengue fever is an infectious disease carried by mosquitoes. It is found mostly during and shortly after the rainy season in tropical and subtropical countries and India is one of them :
Africa
Southeast Asia and China
India
Middle East
Caribbean and Central and South America
Australia and the South and Central Pacific
What are the Symptoms of Dengue Fever?
Symptoms of typical uncomplicated dengue usually start within 5 to 6 days after a person has been bitten by an infected mosquito.
Some common symptoms are:
High fever
The fever may reach 105 degrees Fahrenheit
Severe headache
Pain behind the eye
Severe joint pain
Severe muscle pain
Nausea
Rash
The rash may appear over most of the body 3 to 4 days after the fever begins.
A second rash may appear later in the disease
Vomiting
What Causes Dengue Fever?
Dengue fever can be caused by any one of four types of dengue virus: DEN-1, DEN-2, DEN-3, and DEN-4. Infection with one virus does not protect a person against infection with another.
A person can be infected by at least two, if not all four types at different times during a life span, but only once by the same type.
How is Dengue Fever Transmitted?
People contract dengue fever from the bite of an infected Aedes mosquito. Mosquitoes become infected when they bite infected humans, and later transmit infection to other people they bite.
How is Dengue Fever Diagnosed?
A doctor can diagnose dengue fever by performing a blood test. The test will show whether the blood sample contains dengue virus or antibodies to the virus.
Can Dengue Fever be Treated?
Yes. Your doctor will prescribe medicines to help relieve your symptoms.
Complications of Dengue Fever?
If not treated properly, dengue hemorrhagic fever may occur. Dengue hemorrhagic fever is severe and often fatal.Dengue fever is a disease caused by the dengue virus which can be transmitted to humans by the bite of an infected mosquito. The incubation period of dengue fever normally ranges from between 3 to 14 days.
How soon after exposure do symptoms appear ?
The time between the bite of a mosquito carrying dengue virus and the start of symptoms averages 4 to 6 days, with a range of 3 to 14 days. An infected person cannot spread the infection to other persons but can be a source of dengue virus for mosquitoes for about 6 days.
How can dengue fever be prevented ?
Dengue fever can be prevented through measures to prevent mosquito breeding around the house and to protect against mosquito bites.
Precautions include wearing long-sleeved clothes, using mosquito coils and electric vapour mats, and using insect repellent over the exposed parts of the body.
Adoption of good daily habits such as clearing blockages from the roof gutter, clearing leaves and stagnant water from drains, removing water from potted plants daily, avoiding the use of pot plates and changing the water in vases everyday will also help to eliminate the chances of mosquito breeding.
Will I have to be hospitalised if I come down with dengue fever ?
Hospitalisation is recommended for patients who have severe symptoms, and for patients with signs (eg, low platelet counts) that may lead to haemorrhage (internal bleeding).